patricia krentcil

Patricia Krentcil wants to move across the pond, "To me, London is the perfect place. Nobody will know us and, unlike in New Jersey, I think people are more educated and less small-minded."

To no one's surprise, Tan Mom showed up to her Roast last night drunk, and may have attempted to attack a drag queen.

"I feel pale and weird."

Apparently it's against the law for a tanning salon to let a customer use a tanning bed more than once a week!

Ham sandwich time!

"Look in the mirror and look at yourself and stop looking at me." But we can't!

The baked-beyond-belief mom showed off "sexy" poses to paparazzi.

Where will tanorexic mom go now—out in the sunshine?!

Patricia Krentcil thinks Kristen Wiig was "hysterical."

Besides Eli, Sacha Baron Cohen, Martin Scorsese and the tanorexic mom showed up!