To the horror of anyone who reads TMZ, it was revealed that tanorexic NJ mom Patricia Krentcil would be happy to show off her over-baked body in Playboy. If you can hold your lunch, there's also footage of her doing "sexy" poses (sigh).
Luckily, Playboy said that they have no desire to give Krentcil that opportunity. Train wreck aficionados, take heart: Krentcil has been approached by reality TV producers.
