tanorexic mom

Patricia Krentcil wants to move across the pond, "To me, London is the perfect place. Nobody will know us and, unlike in New Jersey, I think people are more educated and less small-minded."

Apparently it's against the law for a tanning salon to let a customer use a tanning bed more than once a week!

Ham sandwich time!

"Look in the mirror and look at yourself and stop looking at me." But we can't!

Where will tanorexic mom go now—out in the sunshine?!