pitchforks and torches

Finally, our long national sandwich nightmare is coming to an end.

"They advertise in all these commercials, 'Footlong, Footlong, Footlong,' and now I feel like an idiot," said Jason Leslie. Now he feels like an idiot, not when he was eating 50 Subway Footlongs a year.

The company has responded to the Footlong outrage by contradicting their own advertising campaign, and essentially shooting themselves in the foot in front of Subway aficionados all over the world.