50 shades of grey

Please, Anastasia Steele would never show up late.

50 Shades is part rom com, part thriller, and barely a fantasy.

BDSM: Boozy Drink So Mmmmm.

Wouldn't you prefer to have those eyes boring through you while you're getting flogged?

Amongst the many people who definitely have had sex before and know what that is, it was a bodice-ripping sex-cess.

...and maybe that's for the best?

Because of course female candidates should be asked whether they read mommy porn during a serious political discussion. This is just like that time Jim Lehrer asked President Obama about his favorite Harry Potter book.

Three "MILFY Brooklyn Babes" from Williamsburg are selling their "thrice-read" copy of "50 Shades" on Ebay. And they make no bones about how much they loved this "deliciously used paperback copy."

The man behind Christian Grey, E.L. James' husband Niall Leonard, has deigned to pull back the curtains and give the world a glimpse into their bedroom: "I'm the least romantic fecker that ever lived."

Because nothing says "9 months ago my mommy read Fifty Shades Of Grey… and my dad was too lazy to wear a condom" like these baby onesies.