Sexually active persons nationwide have been gearing up for the release of 50 Shades Of Grey, a movie where two actors who hate each other rub each other's thighs in a theater full of women ages 18 to 75. As lovely as Jamie Dornan's abs may be, however, he doesn't have quite the same spark as, say...Mr. Pink. Or Carl Showalter. Or Donny. Wouldn't you prefer to have these eyes boring through you while you're getting flogged?
Ladies, peel off your girdles and prepare yourselves for 50 Shades of Buscemi, an erotic romance film filled with all the BDSM and Nucky Thompson a body can handle. The folks over at Boo Ya Pictures have carefully crafted a trailer for this yet-unmade sexterpiece, and it's, well, a work of art:
Look at that chemistry! This is the ideal lone Valentine's Day date, provided you have not already picked out your preferred shooting range. [h/t Bro Bible]
