Finally, disgraced former governor Eliot Spitzer has responded to allegations that he kept his socks on during sex with prostitute Ashley Dupre. In a series of video interviews with Big Think, the Luv Gov opined on the financial crisis, politics, and the meaning of true love. Yes, really. "It's one of these feelings that you sense when you meet somebody and there is a response that is different and is unique and is palpable," Spitzer declared. "And it then changes over time." It also changes over scandal, like when your wife finds out you've been cheating with prostitutes and then you lose your high-profile job. Anyway, consider this Spitzer's Valentine's Day gift to you:
And in another video below, Spitzer responds to his critics and the rumors, answering once and for all the burning question of whether he wore his black socks in bed. Hat tip to the interviewer for having the nerve to ask that question, which, understandably, comes at the very end: