A Bronx man, doing exactly what we've dreamed of doing when our local network affiliate used to replay the same three Simpson's episodes, "threatened to blow up WPIX-11 headquarters if it kept airing reruns of the suspended "Two and Half Men," the Post reports. The disgruntled viewer, Freddy Caldwell, was arrested after cops traced the calls back to his home.

While the Post doesn't mention the specifics, we presume that 87 percent of WPIX-11's bomb threats arise from George Lopez programming, while the remaining 13 percent of callers threatening violence do so demanding that The Perfect Bra-Perfect Price! run 24 hours a day.