Ladies, are you suffering from post-Valentine's Day depression? Or even worse, are you suffering from post-Phil Collins Day malaise? Javier wants you to know you're not alone, it's not your fault you're single, and you don't need a rent-a-gent—in fact, you're the most beautiful woman in the world!

Flickr user Armed With Aesthetics spotted the above flyer while waiting for the 6 train at Harlem 125th Street station yesterday. She notes, "I like how he took the time to type this out but then scribbled the contact info on it afterward. Weird poetic-ish structure at the end there too." We appreciate the poetic nature of the writing as well, although it's a bit off-putting that Javier continually uses a royal "we" in referring to himself—unless he has a crack team of ego boosters waiting to cheer up ladies at a moments notice.

Also kind of creepy: at first, Javier is all about being there for you, to put a "big beautiful smile" on your face—but then he says, "call Now or you will be crying and sad forever." What's up with that emotional hostility, huh Javier? This is making us reconsider our one-nite-stand date policy. Although perhaps we've overstated the romance in the writing— Javier might just be looking for a verbal version of dirty thongs.

We tried calling Javier to ask about his true intentions to no avail. Below, we took a stab at transcribing the whole beauty-affirming message—keep in mind that includes a severe lack of punctuation, several misspelt words, and a couple of guesses (in brackets) at what is being blocked out by the glare of the overhead lights.

This go out to all the beautiful woman of the world

If you are home feeling [sad and] crying just pick up the phone and call someone like us we are here for you at all time we [???] are best to put a big beautiful smile on your face is time for you to be a happy woman [no more] crying or being sad make your life and your time with us.

Everything you need we have for you to be the woman you are just be happy with us so call Now or you will be crying and sad forever [know] that you are beautiful and everything about you is beautiful keep smiling and nevr ever stop.

Thank you so much for your
Time call us anything time
You need someone to talk

Us us us
smile

call Javier
646-851-8900