Recently Bret Easton Ellis threw his hat in the ring as a potential director for the upcoming big screen adaptation of E.L. James's novel Fifty Shades Of Grey—and we're totally on board with that idea. He's been Tweeting his casting ideas for his version of the erotica hit, but let's cover all of our bases here—what if the movie was directed by Woody Allen, or Wes Anderson, or Judd Apatow? Here are our casting picks for Fifty Shades, from mumblecore to bromance.