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Sometimes your ex sends you poo-covered alimony checks, and sometimes your ex scratches your testicles so hard you bleed.

Channel 11 News Director Tom Murphy really seems to enjoy his job, whether he's making Michael Jordan comeback references, quoting the "great poet and philosopher Nelly," or shouting out to all his "people in Jerz.

Watch out, guys. Former WCBS weatherman was roofied, twice, and had $43,000 charged to his AmEx on al recent trip to Miami.

Photo by Thomas Good/NLN Mark Rudd is best known for being