painful erections

Cotton's lengthy erection was an unpleasant side effect of Pisperdal, his antidepressant medication.

A man who claims he suffered a five-day erection while in jail is suing the city because he “suffered permanent injuries to his penis" as a result of lack of attention to his glaring problem.

Scott is suing the hospital for $2 million, but he should read the fine print on the Hippocratic Oath: "Do No Harm (until after the 8th inning when the Red Sox are up by 2)."