masturbating

"You know how when you have a feeling someone is looking at you?...So I look over and see someone is smiling at me. It was like a smirk."

An MTA worker was arrested after he was allegedly caught masturbating in a subway booth.

And he used the old "looking for Boston Market but was lost" excuse.

This was while he was taking the bus through the Lincoln Tunnel!

Inmates would also be subject to up to a $5,000 fine—more cash money for prison!

No, it's not deja vu—it is another grainy photograph of a