fraternities

The tired fraternity pranks of today are the mind-numbing Barstool Sports posts of tomorrow.

Cornell University has withdrawn recognition from one of its fraternities after an initiation event sent two pledges to the hospital this fall.

Ithaca authorities say they caught the person responsible for an ugly incident on Cornell's campus last month. The perpetrator isn't from Ithaca, and they say he acted alone.

Unidentified assholes on the roof of Cornell's Sigma Pi frat house allegedly threw bottles and taunted black passers-by with shouts of "Come up here, Trayvon!" early Sunday morning.

Tive young men were found in a frat house basement bound with duct tape wearing nothing but their underwear and coated with flour, coffee grinds, fish sauce, chili sauce, honey, hot sauce, mustard, etc.

Did we miss the part where Jon Corzine shotguns a Natty Ice and farts the tune of "Friday?" Where are the ice luges?

Not one of the frat houses in question. The brothers at

Three fraternity members have been charged with criminally negligent homicide after