cinnabon

Live every day like you're at a Jersey Turnpike rest stop.

Cinnabon Vodka. Here we are, face to face, just a couple of morbidly obese diabetic silver spoons.

Just what America needs.

Cinnabon has introduced a new 1,040-calorie minty treat.

But they probably don't taste nearly as good.

Shockingly Cinnabon didn't make the list.

"I can't drive past a Chili's or an Olive Garden and not boil with rage."

Via jptshawn's Flickr Sure, La Guardia isn't as nice as say,