Cecilia D'Anastasio

"I'm sure they'll be sad if a Prada or something comes in, some kind of boutique. But some people will think, thank God that bookstore's gone—now we can buy handbags."

"There's plenty of people here I can take money from. I take all currency."

Here's where to gorge yourselves on seafood, carbohydrates, and wine, as Italian-American tradition dictates.

"I have 80 to 100 people on the waitlist to be a maid."

Here's a roundup of ways to volunteer your support to those in need.

"She just took my empty glass and skipped away. She skipped away. That's too cute. I can't handle it!"

When asked if he would be voting in today's election, one participant responded,"There's voting today? For what? Shit, are the booths still open?"

Though the crowd was thin, Schumer's presence certainly bolstered the notion that there's only one person in the city who actually believes that Thompson won't be the next district attorney of Kings County.

'Tis the season to cover everything you eat in a sticky caramel glaze. You deserve it.