[UPDATE BELOW] This YouTube video has it all: a highly intoxicated person, an unsteady documenter, very little information, no closure, and an MGMT soundtrack. The footage was uploaded last night, and we've contacted the uploader to get more details about the scenario. But until we hear back, let's discuss: should the fellow straphangers have made more of a hands-on effort to help this guy out? Or were they all (except for the MTA worker who has a brief interaction with him) too drunk from the big game, too?
Getting drunk and navigating mass transit is rarely a good idea—worst case scenario, you'll end up on the tracks; best case scenario, you'll end up on YouTube. On that note, let's revisit this old classic from London:
UPDATE: The uploader of this video tells us the MTA worker you see in the video "saw the drunk man and called for employees to call the cops," saying he needed to be taken to the hospital. The incident took place around 2:30 p.m. yesterday, at Atlantic Ave and Pacific in Brooklyn, on the D line. The original has now been uploaded so you can hear what's going on: