The MTA has gifted us with another light service change weekend, probably to appease us before the L train takes its sad five-weekend nap. But commuters, beware! There are still a few wonky interruptions that'll pull your pants down and taunt you RIGHT when you think you've picked the best spot to stand for prime transferring, finally proving to yourself and all the other straphangers ignoring you that you ARE A REAL NEW YORKER, DAMMIT.

Anyway. Here's what's on tap this weekend:

The 6 train will make express stops between Parkchester and Hunts Point Avenue on the Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall track, starting at 6:45 a.m. on Saturday and ending at 7 p.m. on Sunday.

Flushing-Main Street bound 7 trains will make express stops between Queensboro Plaza and Mets Willet Point, starting at 11:45 p.m. on Friday and ending at 5 a.m. on Monday.

A trains will run express from 59th Street-Columbus Circle to Canal Street on the Brooklyn-bound track, starting at 11:45 p.m. on Friday until 6:30 a.m. on Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday until 5 a.m. on Monday. C trains will also run express between 59th Street-Columbus Circle and Canal Street on the Euclid Avenue-bound track, with that change in place from 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.

WTC bound E trains will make express stops between 34th Street-Penn Station and Canal Street from 11:45 p.m. on Friday until 5 a.m. on Monday.

D trains will run local between DeKalb Avenue and 59th Street on the Coney Island-Stillwell Avenue bound track, starting at 12:01 a.m. on Saturday and ending at 5 a.m. on Monday. On that same track, trains are rerouted along the N line between 36th Street and Coney Island-Stillwell Avenue; that change is in place from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

The F will skip Avenue U on the Coney Island-Stillwell Avenue bound track, starting at 11:45 p.m. on Friday and ending at 10 p.m. on Sunday. Jamaica-179th Street bound trains will skip 75th Avenue, Briarwood-Van Wyck Boulevard and Sutphin Boulevard, starting at 10:45 p.m. on Friday and ending at 5 a.m. on Monday.

J trains will run express between Myrtle Avenue and Broadway Junction on the Jamaica Center-Parsons Archer bound track, from 5:45 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. The M will reroute along the J line after Essex Street and terminate at the Chambers Street J station from 6:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday and again from 8:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Sunday.

N trains will skip 49th Street on the Coney Island-Stillwell Avenue bound track, with that change in effect from 11:45 p.m. on Friday to 5 a.m. on Monday. On that same track, starting at 12:01 a.m. on Saturday and ending at 5 a.m. on Monday, trains will make local stops between DeKalb Avenue and 59th Street.

Coney Island-Stillwell Avenue bound Q trains will also skip 49th Street, with that change in effect from 11:45 p.m. Friday until 6 a.m. on Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. on Sunday to 5 a.m. on Monday. Bay Ridge-95th Street bound R trains will also skip 49th Street from 6:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.