Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul has accumulated an impressively eclectic mix of followers, including Kelly Clarkson, racists, Oliver Stone, Nevada brothels, 9/11 conspiracy nuts, and fervent Gothamist readers. And although it doesn't seem like Paul has a chance in hell of becoming involved in the Republican nomination battle to the death between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich, the Ron Paul Nation can whet its White House appetite for only $102.45 with the "Commander-In-Chief" Ron Paul Talking Action Figure!
But if that action figure doesn't seem fitting enough for the constitution-quaking aura projected by Paul, then perhaps you'd rather buy the "Super Hero" Ron Paul Talking Action Figure! The toys are being sold by Revolution PAC, a super PAC that has no official connection with Paul, but donates all proceeds to his campaign—and as Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart have taught us, there are certainly no ridiculous "loopchasms" when it comes to super PACs.
Ron Paul Swag has even more goodies for the Paul fan who wants their love to shine forth from their every fiber, including "Ron Paul Is My Homeboy" hoodies, shot glasses reading "Restore America now," and "classy activism" nickel-plated cufflinks featuring the candidate's signature. At the end of the day, Paul's swag and action figures don't really compare to the current commander-in-chief's: The Incredible Hulkbama.
