Texas Governor Rick Perry may be completely irrelevant, but he still has money and thus we should care about his opinion on the disturbing video released last week showing U.S. Marines urinating on the corpses of recently killed combatants. "These kids made a mistake, there's not any doubt about it," he said. "[They] shouldn't have done it, it's bad—but to call it a criminal act, I think is over the top," Perry said on CNN today. "Obviously 18, 19-year-old kids make stupid mistakes all too often and that's what's occurred here."

Despite the fact that the Marines' actions violate the Geneva Conventions, Perry's problem isn't that international law was broken, but that we're giving the soldiers too hard a time. "What is really disturbing to me is the over-the-top rhetoric from this administration and their disdain for the military." That's right: vote for Rick Perry, he's the guy who has no "disdain" for the military but would send them back to Iraq indefinitely, to honor them.

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the Marines' actions "utterly deplorable," and Senator John McCain expressed sadness and disappointment after seeing the video:

It makes me so sad. "The United States Marine Corps, I would argue, is one of the finest institutions in the history of this nation, and here is a handful of obviously undisciplined young people—and of the hundred and some thousand Marines that we have and it makes me so sad. And there should be a complete investigation and those young people should be punished but it does great damage.


Gen. James Amos has tasked the NCIS to “thoroughly investigate every aspect of the filmed event,” and the Marines have not yet been charged with a crime.

Contrarian talkshow host Bill Maher, who is not running for the country's highest office, said on his show that the urinating didn't bother him that much: "If they were real Taliban, if they were people who burned down girls' schools, and, you know, do honor rapes and throw acid in people's faces, I'm not that upset about pissing on them."

CNN contributor Dana Loesch, who is also not vying to command America's vast military, agreed: "Can someone explain to me if there is supposed to be a scandal that someone pees on the corpse of a Taliban fighter -- someone who as part of an organization murdered over 3,000 Americans," Loesch said on her show last week. "I'd drop trou and do it too. That's me, though... Come on people this is a war." That's right: it's war. These things happen.