The pitching coach for the Yankees' minor league team is probably feeling pretty embarrassed right now. The Staten Island Advance reports that Patrick "Pat" Daneker reported his World Series ring, plus two cellphones (one of which was issued by the Yankees) stolen "after a night of partying with two women at a bar and in his Tampa, Florida, hotel room." Oh, and Daneker is married.

Daneker was reportedly with another coach, Carlos Chantres, when "two young women, whom Chantres allegedly knew," met up with them at the Blue Martini Bar and then the women—who were in a "short mini skirts"—went with Daneker to his room at a Holiday Inn Express: "The hotel clerk told police that Daneker and the women arrived in white taxi van around 3 a.m. Daneker then got money from the hotel ATM." The clerk also said that women left around 3:15 a.m.

Around 4 a.m., Daneker reported his ring, phones and $120 cash missing to the hotel. He told cops that he "messe[d] around" with the women but didn't remember going to the ATM. According to his bio on the Staten Island Yankees website, he "married Bree in 2007." Sigh.