Cross-dressing, bloody shirt-waving, friend of felons Rudolph Giuliani will visit New Hampshire for the second time in 30 days to "meet with newspaper editors and supporters" in advance of a possible 2012 presidential run, the Post reports. The Mayor of 9/11 Town seems emboldened by recent polling that put him atop of other potential GOP candidates, such as Mitt "Just Plain Vanilla For Me, Thanks" Romney and Sarah "Rambette: Blood Libel" Palin.
Giuliani probably shouldn't get too hot n' bothered over those poll results, given that he only "won" with a total of 16 percent support. Similar results were found in a Zogby Poll* in 2005, which asked "Would you rather eat a sandwich made of: Glass (35 percent), Hamster Kidneys (49 percent), or Vote for Rudolph Giuliani in a Presidential Election? (16 percent)" In this instance, Giuliani is like a very presidential hamster kidney sandwich.
"Top aide" Jake Menges told the the Post that Giuliani would "seriously consider a run if no other candidate emerges who might be able to beat President Obama," which seems puzzling coming from a man who was unable to beat President Obama. Nevertheless, Rudy spoke at Cornell's commencement this weekend and seemed to tease that he was going to run, ending an anecdote about saving Hillary Clinton's life when she nearly fell off a stage by saying "Just don't tell that story in South Carolina. Otherwise I won't stand a chance."
*Not a real poll.
