It’s never to early to start planning for the future One World Government, and one great way to fill the odd hours is by building websites about it, as one group of visionaries have done with their Reservoir Project. The pseudo-serious website is dedicated to securing New York City as the capital of the “Earth Government” and converting the Central Park Reservoir into “the Biggest, the Tallest, the most Elegant and Innovative Structure in the history of our civilization. The CENTRAL, a.k.a. CTRL.”
And even though The CTRL “is not even in the blueprint,” there is plenty of CTRL merch on sale already. From hoodies and T-shirts to totes and thongs, there are hundreds of sartorial ways for you to help spread the word about the Reservoir Project. We need to act fast on this people, because as the website notes, there is already fierce competition from, of course, China: “Messages from France and Beijing begin to suggest that the alleged monoethnicity is not a sin; and the Tiananmen Square has the same size and much better location for the World Government Headquarters.”
One New York Press blogger recently tried to verify that the website is in fact the jokey conceptual art project it seems to be by calling a phone number sent with a press release; the exchange proved as fruitless and confusing as the Reservoir Project itself. Her contact, Max, explained: “I’m one of 17 guys. We’re just a club. We just discuss things.” Yep, just a club for discussing topics like the World Government and draining the reservoir to build a seat of global empire. You can join the exchange here.
Photo of Central Park Reservoir South Gatehouse by Charley Lhasa.
