We don't really have anything to add to this awesome DIY "stolen" bike dispute adjudicated by Judge Judy, and Free Williamsburg already said it best anyway: "This clip has all the important markings—flannels, tattoos, fire, a 'friend's band,' the internet, custom bikes, and fashionable hair." We've never actually watched Judge Judy before, and now we are addicted. Did you know one of her catchphrases is "don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining"? Check out her hilarious banter with the bailiff, and the way she shushes the plaintiff, who's reduced to meekly raising his hand as if he's in kindergarten. This is exceptional television!