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Some 50 of us descended upon it after dark, sneaking onto the property for a beach party on a cool summer Friday.

The mayor also squared off against a Donald Trump impersonator, who derided him for being a boring "seven-foot tall Ambien."

When the young and upwardly mobile moved in, Bushwick landlords saw big profits. Long-term residents felt the squeeze.

There were boats topped with tents, a boat with an old-fashioned paddleboat wheel, a boat powered by a double-chained bicycle connected to a propeller.

A dozen teams of costumed idiots raced through the streets pushing shopping carts, stopping only long enough to drink a lot of booze and compete in ridiculous games.

Another banner day for New York City's most buzzed-about subway line.

Perhaps this will curtail some of the drunk bro antics that have plagued Montauk.

"We're very unhappy with the way things have turned out in Montauk. It has changed from a middle-class resort town to a party town."

It's unpleasant to have to step over a pair of drunk intertwined bodies while taking the trash out on a Sunday morning.

It's been at least a fifteen minutes since someone on the Internet made an outdated joke about hipsters and Brooklyn.