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A New Jersey man is suing United Airlines, claiming the airline did little to help after a drunken passenger peed on him during a cross-country flight earlier this year.

"She was listening to music with her eyes closed when she felt something wet hitting her," a police spokesperson said.

The defendant says that the violinist sexually and emotionally assaulted her, and forced her to drink his urine in a $12 million lawsuit.

This happened earlier this month.

Theresa Tumbleson, 35, let her tiny dog urinate on 14 dresses and 11 pair of pants inside the Toms River location of Lane Bryant, a plus-size women's clothing store.

In conclusion, don't ever sit down on the G train again.

Residents of a Fort Greene apartment building have been plagued for more than a year by mysterious garbage bags filled with pee.

"It wasn't about bad customer service at that point, it was about bad human decency," mom Jennifer Deveraux said.

Popular anti-depressant Prozac might be easing the pain of depression for humans, but apparently it's turning fish into crazed homicidal maniacs.

A disabled second grade teacher in New Jersey has been fired after he was found to have urinated in a classroom and made kids carry urine-filled plastic bottles