unicorn Frappuccino

There are no winners here.

"I'm not sure how many unicorns they're grinding up for this..."

"It's been 2 hours since I threw away my #unicornfrappuccino after 5 sips, and I still feel nauseous."

Unsurprisingly, the Unicorn Frapp will test the productivity of your pancreas.

Brands take note: this is how you ruin a trend.