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Because you probably haven't thought about Lena Dunham in several hours, let's take this opportunity to debate the merits of her choice of footwear.

Initially, the fed were just looking at the smuggling of counterfeit goods but then they "uncovered an alleged scheme to import 50 kilograms of crystal methamphetamine."

And even if you throw your Droid, iPad and Kindle into the East River, you'll still have to find a way to disable the Zuckerberg Chip that's bolted to the base of your spine.

Uggs are awesome for smuggling cellphones!