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No, Williamsburg super dive Turkey's Nest is not closing—but the owners kinda want you to think it is!

One very passionate Mets fan has been arrested and charged for sending a series of threatening tweets to Mets executives, players, coaches, and even Citi Field.

Comedian and car enthusiast Conner O'Malley is without a doubt our new favorite Viner.

He called the feds either "evil or retarded."

Trump has adamantly denied that his children staged an idiocy intervention with him over his Obama tirades. After all, "it's not in their nature" to stand up to him.

Eschewing all subtly or regard for the sanctity of "mocking and harassing the ignorant, the stubborn, and the curmudgeonly," BBC instead slapped together the above deadpan news bulletin. [Update: Nope!]

Having shown off his Packers booty during a snow press conference, Bloomberg later commented on who his sucessor might be: "It's really hard to see the Democratic primary next year not being the real election."

Between the identity theft and the smut lists, there's plenty of

Photo of Sgt. Roberto Sanchez used by internet troll to woo

Listen up: If you take your passion for Dead Sea Scrolls