trends that aren't trends

Kids these days, with their credit cards all hooked up to their fancy internet phones, are just buying the darndest things after a round of Jagerbombs.

Why, yes, thank you, I would care for some Artisan Tostitos to go with my Artisan Cheeze-Whiz!

Brooklyn responds: Shut up and leave me alone.

In this month's hyper-cutting-edge GQ, food writer Alan Richman (and a few others) proudly announce "Brooklyn is the Coolest City on the Planet."