the smurfs

Fighting with their bosses over money, three Staten Islanders are said to have stolen stuff like Smurf vitamin water, bags and cereal. La-la-la-la-la-la-sing-a-happy-song.

So they made a 3D movie out of the Smurfs. We bore witness to it, and it is exactly what you expect. But also? It is a surprisingly not inaccurate New York kids movie.

How will you celebrate World Smurf Day on June 25th? Hopefully dressed in blue at the South Street Seaport.