the horror

When the highlight of a game is your fumble-prone running back doing a backflip to celebrate a touchdown that is immediately taken away because of a holding penalty, you know things are seriously bad.

"And when I got a little bit closer, there were hundreds and hundreds of bedbugs covering his wall behind his couch."

Greenwood Park has come up with a compromise: "Four is too early for sure," mother-of-four Yuna Weiss said. "It pretty much means that they don’t want us here with the kids."

Basically, this company Barstool Blackout will come to a college town and throw the most epic rager ever, and everybody gets slaughtered because no buzzkill wet blankets from the college administration are involved.

One man happily exclaimed, "I just came to get lucky!" If that's what you think after waiting three hours in line to even enter a casino, then you're already a winner.