Testicles

The NYPD says that he ran into some scaffolding.

"They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth."

Far be it from us to alarm anyone with a sensationalist headline, but testicle-devouring fish was found swimming in NJ, just 15 miles outside of NYC.

Sometimes your ex sends you poo-covered alimony checks, and sometimes your ex scratches your testicles so hard you bleed.