tanning mom

Patricia Krentcil wants to move across the pond, "To me, London is the perfect place. Nobody will know us and, unlike in New Jersey, I think people are more educated and less small-minded."

To no one's surprise, Tan Mom showed up to her Roast last night drunk, and may have attempted to attack a drag queen.

"I feel pale and weird."

"Look in the mirror and look at yourself and stop looking at me." But we can't!