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Patricia Krentcil thinks Kristen Wiig was "hysterical."

She's been busy—busy buying tanning cream and saying that Snooki is "fake" and "fat," that is. Oh, and flashing photographers.

The owner of the tanning salon where Krentcil is accused of taking her daughter also denies that his business allowed the child to tan. He also said Krentcil's dark complexion is NOT from tanning.

When a school nurse found little Anna with a sunburn, the child said, "I go tanning with Mommy."

"The best way to preserve human life on the Jersey shore, is for there to be no human beings on the Jersey shore, given what's to come." We couldn't have said it better ourselves.