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Cheese enthusiast Christopher Pagano, 42, has now pleaded guilty to harassing four women; he's been sentenced to eight years probation and must go to sex offender treatment.

Alleged cheese enthusiast Chris Pagano has been arrested under suspicion of being the notorious Philly Swiss Cheese Masturbator.

Citizens of Philly are currently living in terror of a man who has been approaching women and asking them to put a slice of swiss cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him.