secondary markets

Because nothing says "9 months ago my mommy read Fifty Shades Of Grey… and my dad was too lazy to wear a condom" like these baby onesies.

The "50 Shades" secondary market is probably the only thing driving our economy these days: it won't be enough until you can buy "50 Shades"-emblazoned toothpaste to go with your kinky Christian Grey glow-in-the-dark toothbrush.