ride or die

Hide your baby oil and breakout the Corona, because a 'Fast and the Furious' BBQ Film experience is coming to Brooklyn.

The news dropped like a muscle car over the Caucasus Mountains in Azerbaijan.

If this film doesn't include a scene of a car scaling the Empire State Building, we would be very disappointed.

We warn you: this is incredibly NSFW if you are a car, if you're a mechanophiliac, if your name is JG Ballard, or if you have a beating heart that bleeds at injustice and savagery.