recess

Now there's a new method of tricking adults into paying attention to their lumpen shapes, by way of elementary school nostalgia: adult recess classes.

One Port Washington middle school is trying to keep its angsty young charges safe by hermetically sealing itself off from all forms of fun.

"Be a man," MTA Chairman Joe Lhota urged an MTA board member today. "Be a man."

Science says that kids need recess, and dagnabbit we trust Science.