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The faithful and the curious descended upon the iconic church in Midtown after the new pope was announced.

For the love of God, stay home.

At this point, we're just happy people know what the pope is.

NY treasure Mike Francesa interrupted his usual sports talk to repot on the new pope...only to realize he has no idea how to pronounce Jorge Mario Bergoglio's name.

What even is a pope? Seriously, what is pope? Is pope president? Is pope human god? Is pope groundhog?

White smoke spotted!

"[Retiring] doesn't mean abandoning the church," the pope said.

Pope Benedict XVI may have resigned because of a damning report which claims gay Vatican prelates are being blackmailed by a network of male prostitutes.

With Maryland becoming the eighth state to legalize same-sex marriage last week, the Pope once again condemned gay nuptials, warning of "the powerful political and cultural currents seeking to alter the legal definition of marriage."

Yes, that is really his handle—@Pope2You was already taken. But now, you can get one step closer to God, in 140 characters or less.