poopgate

A lifeguard previously noted McCarren Park Pool closes for five minutes to clean up poop, and 25 minutes to clean up throw-up. So what could cause the pool to shutdown for almost 24 hours? DIARRHEA.

The more things change, the more they poop the same: according to various Tweeters, the newly renovated fight club/public toilet McCarren Park Pool has been closed due to "unsanitary conditions."