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Apparently none of them know the lyrics, so the lead guy whips them out on his smartphone—this doesn't help the backup singers who just try to follow the melody line with pleasant mumbles.

You can stream the whole Frankenstinian concoction, or just skip straight to watching the Muppets "perform" a cover of "Pumping Blood" below.

It feels as though we start every day hoping against hope

Reader Ed sent us a photograph he had taken of the

The city's most visible borough president (sorry, C. Virginia, running for mayor

Queens is getting their own customized license plate, which Queens officials hope

Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz has decided to "unvite" Cracker Barrel from

You just can't knock Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz down. In a