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"If you were expecting these packages and would like to claim them, please come to Police Headquarters."

A plainclothes NYPD officer kicked a uniformed officer in the head during a rough arrest in a Coney Island subway station earlier this year.

Robin Cocking, 59, was stretching on the floor when the 10-pound, two-foot-long piece of steel smashed through the window right by her head.

We're on a roll with the victimless vehicular accident porn today, so why stop now?