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Zagat Survey can tell you plenty of interesting things about NYers eating habits. But there was one bit of information we weren't terribly surprised about: New Yorkers frickin' love takeout.

At this point, Americans would rather give up sex than their favorite dessert. But there's one silver lining for zaftig dudes: pretty skinny ladies don't care how fat you are as long as you're rich!

Thanks to a new Twitter study, we've learned that people (who use Twitter) are happiest at breakfast time, hate Mondays, and like using emoticons.

According to a new study, there's a dark underbelly to the social network: "The findings in this year's survey should strike Facebook fear into the hearts of parents of young children."