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"Due to the high volume of babies born at our Medical Center, we do not close a maternity unit for any one individual."

You won't see vajayjay.

Her rep told MTV News, "The world just got another Guido!!!"

Snooki at Borders in NYC yesterday, via the AP Nicole "Snooki"

While some of America was helping the real talent get back

Aww, Snookers. While the plump fist-pumper had to get bailed out of