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By our calculations, "Dewitos" are made up of approximately 20% x-treme sugar, 15% garbage dump additives, 40% psychosis-induced regret, 10% cheese-flavored vomit, 10% polydipsia and 5% delicious baby tears.

General Motors and Mountain Dew are doing damage control this week after two commercials sparked allegations of racism. Let's watch and wag our fingers!

Apparently Mountain Dew drinkers "didn't really see anything that fit their needs" in the mornings.

Introducing: Sad Batman, staring into a can of his own Dewy despair.

America: where two hometown companies like Dunkin' Donuts and PepsiCo can

Ah, memories. After a few years of teasing the public with

Hard Crowd (or Room Full of Stiffs) Ever find yourself wondering what

The NYCDOH announced that there are nearly 200,000 fewer smokers in NYC