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This trailer is like a Gunsploitation snuff film condensed into two minutes.

Metallica delivered a blistering Webster Hall set that included the debut of a brand new song last night.

On Saturday night Sirius XM Radio hosted an invite only, private Metallica concert at the world-famous Apollo Theater in Harlem.

Metallica donned their finest pinstripes and took the stage in Yankee Stadium this afternoon to perform "Enter Sandman" in honor of baseball's greatest closer, Mariano Rivera.

The legendary headbanging band Metallica has just announced a two day festival this June in Atlantic City.

"[Metallica's fans] are threatening to shoot me, and that's only because I showed up. They haven't even heard the record yet, and they're recommending various forms of torture and death," Reed said.

You can stream the whole Frankenstinian concoction, or just skip straight to watching the Muppets "perform" a cover of "Pumping Blood" below.

Below, watch a promo for the Lou Reed/Metallica collaboration, featuring a desperately-in-need-of-a-nap Reed pressing forward with the illusion that the project has "pushed me to the best I’ve ever been."

Lou Reed calls his Metallica collaboration "the best thing I ever did," and Jack White is now producing Insane Clown Posse singles.

Remember that whole Lou Reed/Metallica cranky-metal collaboration that you wanted to forget about immediately after you heard about it? It's not going away