mayoral election 2013

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Republican mayoral candidate Joe Lhota hasn't been having much luck with his campaign thus far.

This hasn't been the best month for John Catsimatidis.

For activists who have argued against horse carriages, citing animal cruelty and other humanity issues, a ban is welcome.

On his weekly radio show this morning, Bloomberg said he was "not a a partisan guy," and that he plans to "leave the campaigning to the campaigners."

Over 200 Quinn fans gathered for the campaign event, which included an appearance by 84-year-old DOMA downfall champion Edie Windsor.

Naturally, Quinn's opponents are calling foul.

Constituents say they're prone to snapping, and a number of people have complained they're too small, rendering them fairly useless when it comes to preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

"I would not vote for you sir, quite obviously," she told him.

Election officials say the old machines allow votes to be counted faster, and they need them to alleviate the time constraint between the primary, runoff and general elections.