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She took photographs of the man in the act.

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Police say that the man in the photo above was "rubbing his exposed, erect penis."

While they moved around the train, police noted "the suspect never stopped performing the lewd act."

The investigation is ongoing.

This happened yesterday morning.

Cheese enthusiast Christopher Pagano, 42, has now pleaded guilty to harassing four women; he's been sentenced to eight years probation and must go to sex offender treatment.

Alleged cheese enthusiast Chris Pagano has been arrested under suspicion of being the notorious Philly Swiss Cheese Masturbator.

Citizens of Philly are currently living in terror of a man who has been approaching women and asking them to put a slice of swiss cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him.

A reader emailed us this morning with an account of what sounds like a horrible morning commute: While awaiting her train at 8:30 a.m. today, she says she saw a man pleasuring himself.