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Eat your Mega Millions feelings, enjoy a free slice of mediocre cheese pizza.

'After 17 months in Washington, I do not know when or if I will ever return to the business...'

Nothing reveals the homogeny of the human spirit quite like the annual reveal of the city's top dog names.

In case you missed it, here is the adorably hopeful home page for President-elect Mitt Romney's transition website.

Lotto winner John Kutey. (Via Times Union) Meet state worker Michael

It's safe to assume that the greatest line cut comeuppance in

You are a worthless P.O.S. if you don't hire a bartender